NEKKID! SARK!

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pure_shores18 have I told you I loved you lately? She pointed me to the direction of this article that had made my fan girly self almost pass out in excitement.

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Cock-a-Doodle-Doo! This very week, David Anders is once again back on the Alias set--at least, that's what I'm hearing from a few trusty spies who've never steered me wrong before.

I'm also hearing that very soon, Alias' best baddie ever will be doing the horizontal hokeypokey with not one but two of the female characters on the show. And it might be a bit, um...revealing.

By now, I'm sure you've figured out the answer to the c--k tease at the beginning of the column. It is our beloved Sarkie who is currently being fitted for a "flesh-colored c--k sock." Why? Because, according to my sources, he'll be "showing a little ass."


(I'll pause for your visualization.)

(I'll pause for you to recover consciousness.)

And if that weren't good enough news, how's this? Sources tell me he might be doing five episodes--or more!--this season. Not that I don't love the newbies (honestly, I do), but if you ask me, the best thing that could happen to Alias is to make Sark a regular staple once more. Oh yeah, and his c--k sock, too.

Is it wrong I'm more excited about Sark naked than possibility appearing in 5 or more episodes?

The females are probably Rachel and Kelly, but y'all know I'm hoping its Sydney

I also watched the AOL clip. May I say yummy, and of all the alias can Sark use, he chooses Bob? BOB?!?! I'm curious why Sark slept with her, he clearly knew who she was from the smirk. I'm just glad theres a scene with Sydney and Sark together. At least Rachel thinks Sark's "really hot" (who doesn't) and is "amazing" in the sack. Is it December 7th yet?.